A blonde is in Lousiana and walks into a bayou store. She shes this nice pair of aligator shoes on the counter and asks the guy how much. He says 250 bucks.
Well for that much I will go find my own alligator shoes!"
Good luck" the store manager tells her.
Hours later he locks up his store and drivs down the road by the swamp and sees that some blonde with a shotgun, knee deep in the swamp and a 12ft gator swimming towards her. She shoots it and asks the driver to help her haul it up on the bank and roll it over on his back. At this point he sees 7 other gators with rolled over. She looks at the gators feet and yells,
" God dammit!! This alligaor is barefoot too!!"
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