aint dis abouta b####, This fools asking for mama jokes and den starts dissing. yeah my mammas got big feet so wot and when she gave you a kick in da *** it dissappeared all da way to da kneecap, so wot.... HAHAHAHA
When I spent the night at your home when we were kids, I walked into the kitchen to get some breakfast and saw your mom sitting at the kitchen table staring at the box of FrostedFlakes with the corn flakes spread all over the table....I asked, "Mrs. Phua, what are you doing?", and she replied, "This is the toughest puzzle I've ever tried to do".
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It would be more like gettin STUCK in an old slimy smelly grilled cheese sandwhich made out of camenbert cheese ,left out in the hot sun on a deck of an old garbage barge!!!!
Yo Mamma is so Ugly, when she was born the doctor slapped your grandma,
If Ugly was a crime, she would get life,
Your mamma's so ugly she made Ray Charles jump back. and the cat sterile.
Your mamma's so dirty, she went swimming in Lake Michigan, and left a ring.
Your mamma's so stupid, when you were born, she asked the Doctor, "Is it mine?"
She's so stupid, when she took the IQ test, she owed points.
Your mamma's so fat, the back of her neck looks like a package of weiners.
She's got 4 other fat women orbiting around her.
She went to the zoo and the elephants went ...Damn!!!
She is so fat, she eats Krispy Kremes like a bowl of cheerios
She's so Big, her drivers License photo had to be taken with the Hubble telescope.
She doesn't have measurements, she has time zones.
Your momma is so fat she eats wheat thicks.
She's so fat, we're in her now.
She went to the movies and sat next to everyone.
She is so fat, you have to roll over twice to get off of her.
Your mamma is SO fat,
she tried to jump up in the air and got stuck.
DW
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