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Got any good Mama Jokes...........

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I'll start it out.....................Your mama's head so big she don't have dreams she has movies! :P

P.S. I thought I'd start this to get us off the off-limits subject. :)
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Your momma is so dumb, it takes her an hour and a half to watch 60 Minutes!!! :lol:
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Yo momma so fat, dumb and clumbsy, she tripped over walmart, flew over Kmart, and landed on Target. :o
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Yo mama is so ugly, if she met Moses, there'd be an eleventh commandment...
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Yo mama's so ugly, yo father's breath smells like **** 'cause he'd rather kiss her ***
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Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to insult you and started with "Yo mama's so..."
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It's on bitches

Mike Moffitt: Your mamas hands so big she makes Penn Internationals look like 50 mg's.

Dakine: Your mamas so big she has to use sleeping bags for socks.

Palmdale Shane: Your mama so tall she did a back flip and kicked Jesus in the chin.

Hippie: Your so short, you play handball up against the curb.

It's ON!
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Mike...I saw you mom last night.......

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she was standing on the corner with a mattress tied to her back and she was holding a sign that said, "$5.99 AND ALL THE CRABS YOU CAN EAT."..... :wink:

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aint dis abouta b####, This fools asking for mama jokes and den starts dissing. yeah my mammas got big feet so wot and when she gave you a kick in da *** it dissappeared all da way to da kneecap, so wot.... HAHAHAHA :D
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Mike your mom is so stupid.....

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When I spent the night at your home when we were kids, I walked into the kitchen to get some breakfast and saw your mom sitting at the kitchen table staring at the box of FrostedFlakes with the corn flakes spread all over the table....I asked, "Mrs. Phua, what are you doing?", and she replied, "This is the toughest puzzle I've ever tried to do". :lol:

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Re: Mike your mom is so stupid.....

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Pete: Your mamas so BIG she was standing on the street corner and the cops said "Hey break it up!"

Dakine its war!: Your mamas so ugly she has to trick or treat over the telephone.

What NoW! 8)
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Re: Mike your mom is so stupid.....

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DAMMIT...Yo momma's so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."
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Your mamas so big she has to iron her clothes in the driveway...........
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Re: Mike your mom is so stupid.....

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Yo momma's so stupid that under "Education" on her job application, she put "Hooked on PA=HO-NI-KSsss"
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your mamas teeth are so big she bit into her sandwhich and clipped her toenails....... :shock:
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Yo momma’s so stupid she went to Gap to fix her teeth.
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your mamas teeth are so messed up she looks like she has dice in her mouth.
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Yo momma’s so stupid that she went to a family reunion to look for a date. :shock:
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Mike your mom is so poor........

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She go's to KFC and licks OTHER peoples fingers.

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Mike your mom is soooo FUGLY............

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But she's famous too because....... shes the reason the term "Beer goggles" is around.

8) Pete 8)
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Re: Mike your mom is so stupid.....

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Is work that slow guys???
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One more before I go.....Mike your momma is so stupid......

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She took the pepsi challenge........and chose JIFF!!!!

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Pretty much ...Holiday season usually is slow around here...but not for Mikes momma......hahahahaha
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Re: Mike your mom is soooo FUGLY............

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even rice krispies wont talk to her..

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Re: Mike your mom is soooo ugly............

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when she fell out of the ugly tree, she hit every branch on the way down.
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Yo Momma so fat....I'd still hit it!

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YO mama's so fat...she has to put her belt on with a boomarang

YO mama's so smart...about smart as a football bat
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Yo mama is so ugly that Brian Linehan would hit it :shock: .
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Brian Linehan wrote:Image

Damn Brian..you would actually hit that???? YUCK!!! Diving into that snapper would be like....trying to peel a grilled cheese sandwich apart!
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Re: Yo Momma so fat....I'd still hit it!

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Your mamas so ugly I put her face in cookie dough and made cookie monsters.
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Re: Yo Momma so fat....I'd still hit it!

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Yo' mama so ugly, it takes her a half hour to walk a block -- 'cause she stops at all the hydrants!
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: This is what i call a forum :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Is that a pic of Flip Wilson ?
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19X wrote::lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: This is what i call a forum :lol: :lol: :lol:
Hey there, I see you didn't speak up until someone put up a pic of a beefy lady!!

I can see you now...sittin at the computer..right clickin on her...save as....and puttin her in the spank bank folder! :shock:
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So whats the problem????? :shock: :shock: :shock: Big girls need lovin too.. 8) 8) 8) 8)
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Diving into that snapper would be like....trying to peel a grilled cheese sandwich apart!
That's too funny :lol:
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It would be more like gettin STUCK in an old slimy smelly grilled cheese sandwhich made out of camenbert cheese ,left out in the hot sun on a deck of an old garbage barge!!!!
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Awesome!!! My stomach is turning as we speak. I love it!!!
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Dakine did you tap out yet..........

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Oh yeah..................I forgot to tell ya! Your mama is so fat even God can't lift her spirit.
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Re: Dakine did you tap out yet..........

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Oh and I forgot to tell everyone...............his mama is SO fat her picture weighs 10lbs! :shock:
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Re: Dakine did you tap out yet..........

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yo mommas so fat when she bends over, we enter Daylight Saving Time
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Neva ....

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I'll make yo momma scream uncle before I tap out. OH DAMN dey is one and da same.
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Re: Neva ....

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Mikes momma was eating so fast, I had to spit on my food to keep her from taking mine.
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Re: Neva ....

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Yo mommas so fat she make japanese sumo wrestlers look anorexic :shock:
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Can't believe I'm joining in on this...

Yo Mamma is so Ugly, when she was born the doctor slapped your grandma,
If Ugly was a crime, she would get life,

Your mamma's so ugly she made Ray Charles jump back. and the cat sterile.

Your mamma's so dirty, she went swimming in Lake Michigan, and left a ring.

Your mamma's so stupid, when you were born, she asked the Doctor, "Is it mine?"

She's so stupid, when she took the IQ test, she owed points.

Your mamma's so fat, the back of her neck looks like a package of weiners.
She's got 4 other fat women orbiting around her.
She went to the zoo and the elephants went ...Damn!!!

She is so fat, she eats Krispy Kremes like a bowl of cheerios

She's so Big, her drivers License photo had to be taken with the Hubble telescope.
She doesn't have measurements, she has time zones.

Your momma is so fat she eats wheat thicks.
She's so fat, we're in her now.
She went to the movies and sat next to everyone.
She is so fat, you have to roll over twice to get off of her.

Your mamma is SO fat,
she tried to jump up in the air and got stuck.
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Re: Neva ....

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Yo mommas got so much hair on her chest that her Breasts remind me of Coconuts...
Okay now I'm homesick :D
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Re: Neva ....

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I miss the Islands and the Tropical jungles .... reminds of a movie I saw starring Mikes momma called Gorillas in the Mist.... I'll neva tap out :twisted:
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It don't get no on-er

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Damn...................Dan Warme not only are you the video master you are now the Ninja of all mama jokes!

But I'm the the 'JEDI KNIGHT!"

YOUR MAMA SOOOOOO BIG SHE DON'T WEAR 501'S SHE WEARS 747'S!

YOUR MAMA'S GLASSES ARE SOOOOOO THICK SHE CAN SEE INTO THE FUTURE!

YOUR MAMA'S SO STRONG SHE CAN BLOW BUBBLES WITH NOW AND LATERS!

YOUR MAMA'S LIPS ARE SOOOO BIG SHE CAN WHISPER INTO HER OWN EAR!



BRING IT!
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