Bass boat Names

[Ba-Ba-Bass]

I have heard that all boats should be named. I am getting a newer used boat here soon and I would like to know some names of ya'lls boats so I can get some ideas. Or how do you come up with a name?

[Timber_Effects]

rofl..... my first boat was a ski boat.... we called her "Wet Dream"

she got alot of looks and alot of laughs.


good luck with your boat bud

[Pat]

I always got a kick out of Phil Balmat's blue Ranger: "Blew By You" and I had a Vanity Plate or name on mine : CULN 5S

Pat

[Tobe]

I call my boat "Ranger"

[Terry Smith]

My partner calls mine the "BASS CRAPPER" its A BassCat and of course you guessed it he is A "Danger Ranger" owner. He is just mad because my 18' with A 150 opti runs right along with his 19' 5" with A 200 opti

Terry

[straitline]

Well my house boat is THE EXXON VALDEZ, my Sanger wake board boat is WHISKEY BENT AND HELL BOUND, my Ranger bass boat,well she is new and I think she is going to be THE GIRLFRIEND!!!

[sTony]

Back in the 80's there was a competitor, who still pops up from time to time I believe, who named his boat kind of sort of after his wife. He called his Ranger bass boat Diana's Dilemma.

sTony

[Andy Giannini]

Bass boats don't usually get painted on names.

Although, I used to call my motor on my little boat "Evan Rude".

It sounded great, winding up like the wrestling annoucers,

"AND IN THIS CORNER, EVAN RUUUDDDEEE!!!"

"OUR CHALLANGER, MINN KO TAAAAA!!"

The new boat at weigh in time, is refered to in my very best Dan Aykrod Blues Brothers impression as "Our Blessed Lady of Acceleration".

"Our Blessed Lady of Acceleration, DON"T FAIL ME NOW!"

And we roar off to weigh. Cutting corners, jumping wakes, and pulling my best "Swindle" through the anchored cruisers. The in pursuit Sheriff's boat just adds to the exciting Blues Brothers/Dukes of Hazzard visual.

A.G.

[Scott D.]

How 'bout "Life Support System". Because if you take my boat away, I'm frickin' DEAD!!!!

[Barry Watson]

The first real Bass Boat I ever saw was back in the 60's on Lake Amador. it was named, " The Happy Hooker". What a great boat, the first time we saw swivel seats. Oh Baby.

My little aluminum boat was named " As the Worm Turns" after the old TV soap opera.

[Terry Smith]

SLIP-N-SLIDE
SLIPPERY WHEN WET
BASS-O-NATTER
MY LITTLE FREIND

[DanO]

My father was a career law enforcement chaplain, and for 18 years he was on call 24/7.

He named is first fiberglass bass boat "E.C.O.," short for Emergency Call Out. That way when a call came in, mom could say that he was "On Emergency Call Out" and buy him some time to respond.

That always cracked me up.

DanO

[Ken C.]

*NM*

[Kevin Evans - Kap]

Good times
Was the name me and my pard gave my boat... Just happened to be playing on the radio as we got in the truck to drive off after I picked her up.
Good times ever since.

Kap

[Stevo]

I have a fireman freind who named his boat "Hook and Leader"

[mac (Doyle McEwen)]

When I had one, I was "REEL HAPPY"..

mac

[marklar]

i named my old boat the "leakin lizard" because it had more holes in it than swiss cheese.

[Garrett Charter]

Call it Joe MaMa! see you at the delta this weekend. Or call it second place when I am fishing. Ha Ha

[DeltaDan]

I just told the wife last night of our boats current repair progress. .........I believe I will need to name my boat

.... "Fork Me".


--Because that is apparently the only action I will be getting for alooooong time from the wife.

[Smitty_dennis]

I always wanted to name my boat "shoulda been my 1st wife". My trailer had personalized plates "5NCULLN" , but permananent tralier plates made more sense than paying extra for personal plates.

[Skeeter bite]

I call my ZX 150. Skeeter Bite

[ACRon]

Saw one once named Judy's Paycheck. Now that is a good woman.

[Ba-Ba-Bass]

I think "Beat'n Garrett Again" would be a good name

[DAN360V]

about 4 years ago i had a hand me down tri hull bass boat with a 60hp mariner, i think the boat was a craft master, it was one of those kit boats someone put together in thier garage, i called it "HELL'S BOAT" and anybody who seen it knew why, it leaked, ran on one clylinder most the time, had skull and cross bone stickers on it, it was P.O.S!!! i now call my 360 simply "ANGER"

[Mr Gambler]

The first boat that I named was " bassty nasturd" it was an old converted walk through windshield, the next boat was named " bASS MOLESTER" my third boat I didn"t name, the boat I have now is the Gambler Mike

[Mort]

I kind of like "Sancha" which is girlfriend/mistress in Spanish. Just don't name it "Sancho" which is boyfriend/man-tress.

[basstamer]

our boat cuz all is good when your out on the lake!

[StockOption]

...and I named her StockOption

[rangerpilot]

Forest Wood already put the name on the side of the boat...so the boat in this case named the driver